"Imagine a city where graffiti wasn't illegal, a city where everybody drew whatever they liked. Where every street was awash with a million colours and little phrases. Where standing at a bus stop was never boring. A city that felt like a party where everyone was invited, not just the estate agents and barons of big business. Imagine a city like that and stop leaning against the wall - it's wet. “ - Banksy

it was bloody cold.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Mmmm my dog is so...attractive.

Why do people choose to shave fluffy little puppies into shaved poodle-like rats? What unbeatable incentive is there to commit such a crime - Russel Brand's hand in marriage? Big Day Out tickets? A party in the TARDIS? See, mum is already married, too old for BDO, and not as avid a Doctor Who fan as she should be.


Though i didn't particularly like him anyway. Infact, his cuteness annoyed me. I used to look at him and just think, "Oh! everyone is going to love you despite your spastic dancing and how you spend hours trying to eat your own tail. Fooool."
I think now this is just going to be a really good opportunity for everyone to take a step back and give him a long hard stare as he sits quivering, no longer safe in the mindset that he is cute and adorable. His fluffy ears are gone.
This is a fantastic opportunity to get to know the real Snowy. Go on. No more mister cutey. Feel my wrath.

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